I know this is very inappropriate and wrong, and would equal an abuse in friendship..but does anyone know anyone who works at Jacob?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? There's a VERY nice shirt there that i want, but it's $45?! Who
the hell would buy it for that much?! And it's a VERY nice colour,
chocolate brown. If someone knows someone who works there, please let
me know!! And if not...guess it's time to get a job there!
NUTCRACKER! NUTCRACKER! EXAMS! AHHH! *wants nutcracker*
My dog is so awesome. My bro and i were playfighting cuz he's a
dumbass, and the dog started attacking him! HAHA! He was pawing at his
leg and my doggy never gets his nails cut so it was kinda painful. Now
my bro has scratches on his legs. I laughed my ass off.
I had a dream that I was in the subway and I saw this girl in a yellow
plaid trenchcoat walk out with her brother. Then the coat suddenly
transferred to her brother and he was wearing it. Then we were in
Scarborough Town Centre and it was late so I was trying to find a way
home because I couldn't get home (TTC didn't exist i think). I went
into this store and every time i tried to dial a number i dialed the
wrong one so i couldn't contact anyone. Then she and her bro came
around the corner and I asked her if she could help me find a way home.
She said yes and we were suddenly at her house.
The weird part is that it looked like my old house from when i was 5.
Everything was pretty much in the same place too. I had wanted to go to
MY house and was looking for someone to take me to my home. I saw her
older brother but he was sleeping (he looked cute apparently) and I saw
MY dad there who was also sleeping. For some reason, i went down into
the basement to see if there was someone who could take me home. Since
everything looked pretty much the same as it had when I had lived
there, I knew where a lot of things were. When i opened the basement
door, two dogs that looked like my dog were there, and i was like "Why
are there two of my dogs?!" and she said "theyre not duplicates, theyre
two different dogs" and then they ran out.
When i walked into the room there was another white dog that looked
like my dog, only white. And underneath the table that held the bag of
flour were three toy animals, and one was a mechanical octopus. It
suddenly appeared at the stairs and i was touching it to make sure it
wasn't real.
Then i went upstairs after the dogs ran back into the room and i closed the basement door and tried to find a way home.
It was a weird dream. I was woken up by the phone at this point.
Have you ever wanted to be in a band? I mean a rock band, complete with a drummer, a bassist, a 1st guitar, maybe a 2nd guitar, and a singer? I've always wanted to be in a band, and i've ALWAYS wanted to be the DRUMMER. Maybe the guitarist. But most definitely the drummer.
I was wondering the other day if I would form my own band when i'm older. Maybe as a side thing or as a hobby or something. I would love that. Is anyone interested? It'd be super cool, especially if we were like 23 and we were all working in jobs and stuff. It'd be mega awesome, and before we're all married.
Since Hilary tagged me...and Piya...and Nguyen... I'll play the bloody game.
...
Ew. I just looked at my Winamp and it has Winston's music on it! Ew.
MY list would be:
1. An Honest Mistake - the bravery
2. mr brightside - the killers
3. tornado - jay chow
4. seishun kyousoukyoku - sambomaster
5. point of no return - phantom of the opera
I tag...Ada, Ann, Amy (haahahha). And Oscar (just to piss you off).
Now for the real beef. I'm starting to get pissed off about stupid
people writing stupid articles about "Introducing Girls to the World of
Gaming". Okay, seriously, get a fucking girlfriend. And if you're a
girl writing this garbage, buy a life or go outside. SERIOUSLY. It's so
irritating to hear that BEJEWELED is the GREATEST GAME to get a girl
gaming. Okay, i like my games with chicks with big boobs. I like
blowing things up. I like killing people over and over, then stepping
on them and tracking their blood all over the pavement. I was reading
Dose cuz i was bored and this is what i read:
(Summarised cuz i'm a lazy whore)
Subheadline: "Women are the queens of the marketing chessboard -
everyone wants to capture them. They're the number one consumers in
North America and few would dare ignore the power of their wallets, but
the gaming industry is one of the few with the balls to do it. That
could soon change."
"The notion that video games are not for women is something Doug
Lowenstein, prez of Entertainmenet Software Association, would like to
change.....(skip some crap)...Dose spoke to three industry insiders and
all agree that even if women are excluded from gaming's target
demographic, PLENTY OF GAMES ARE GIRL FIRENDLY."
(WTF DOES THAT MEAN?! WHAT IS "GIRL FRIENDLY"?!?!? Girl friendly = boring now?! when did THAT happen!?)
"It's true that gaming is a largely male-biased area," said Hannah Guy (editor to Access magazine), "sometimes it's sickening".
(*evil stare*)
"How can girls get into videogames?....The notion that new games are
all about violence, sports and cars is a misconception. Sure, some are
violent for the sake of being violent, but those are bad games. There
are games that are violent, but fun too, like House of the Dead. You
get to kill zombies. What's not fun about that?"
(There are games out there that are violent with no plot?! I thought killing things isn't sposed to be a selling point.)
"Vicky Ferguson says: "I think if a girl can be convinced to pick up a
game and try it for a while, if it's worth playing, she'll FIND IT
APPEALING FOR MANY OF THE SAME REASONS GUYS DO".
Now, they list some games girls would enjoy. HERE ARE THE GAMES:
The Sims - THEY GAVE THIS AN 8 on a 1-10 scale, with 10 = Ladies will wanna mate with it. WTF.
GRAND THEFT AUTO: rating 3
OMFG OMFG OMFG! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. THIS GAME IS FUCKING AWESOME.
YOU KILL PEOPLE AND RUN AROUND KILLING MORE PEOPLE THEN STEAL CARS.
HOLY SHIT WTF MAN! This game is AWESOME, anyone who doesn't think
should go fuck a raccoon.
"The freedom to carjack, have sex with prostitutes, and burn people
alive isn't exactly a selling point." Come again???!?? That's why i
played it.
Tetris: 6
Meh. It's fun.
DDR: 7
"It's like EXERCISING and gives u the feeling that you're
multi-tasking." FUck you, you just ruined one of my fave games. Go die.
Fable: 5
I unno, haven't played. "YOu can be good or evil, you just can't be a woman." Who fucking cares.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour: 4
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CHOOSE THIS GAME?! Does ANYONE play this dumb game? Maybe a BLIND person perhaps...
I hate you feminist retards. Try to get your info straight morons. And
go buy a fucking console that's RECENT, not a bloody Atari or Nintendo.
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My bro got scratched by dog so he made a makeshift bandage. He was fighting the tape.
